Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
SO APPARENTLY WHEN TWO LARGE WHALES DO THE NASTY THERE’S SOMETIMES THIS ONE BRO WHO JUST SORT OF HOLDS THEM UP SO THEY DON’T FLOAT OFF
NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL
i totally read the top as orgasms of the sea
Normal albums: You open the cheap plastic case and spot the CD.
K-pop albums: A ring at the front door echos throughout your home. You open the brown package. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. BUBBLE WRAP. BUBBLE WRAP. BUUUUBBBLLLEE WRRAAPPP oh...what's this? A well-put-together album sailed across the ocean just for you. Your body shivers with excitement as you disassemble it. Each part, another burst of energy traveling through your body. The photobook? THE PHOTOBOOK.FDDJDSLKDSFKJLVFJK%^Y^*OKUTYJRH. EACH PAGE FILLED WITH GLORY AND FEELS'RE;GHAEHBEW3J2R oh has it ended already?...but wait...the photocard. THE PHOTOCARD. THE PHOTOCCCCAAARRRRDDDDDDDDDSLFGKME;GKTEHKW AND IT'S YOUR BIAS. DFSKJGB;LHN';;F' *dies*.
